Dear SHELBY,
The desire to return to school and start learning again might be very strong right now, SHELBY. The problem is, you may have so many different interests that you aren't sure what field you want to pursue. By all means return to college, but before you apply, consider very carefully exactly what you want to concentrate on - then make your decision. You'll probably end up in an interdisciplinary area of study, anyhow, so don't think you're giving anything up. sheldawg at 10/31/2003 05:20:00 AM
Last night I had Sierra's parent/teacher conference. She is improving in some areas. She is definatley counting better and able to recognize more letters, numbers and small words. She is still not progressing with her writing like we would like. More than likely I will have to purchase an alpha smart. This is like a little typewriter something like what blind children use. This way she will be able to keep up with her school work. We are at least trying to get her to be able to sign her name. We also set up for adaptive PE. Which will give her 30 more minutes of one-on-one time with her instructor to work on motor skills; throwing, catching, kicking, etc. This are things she has difficulty with no and it prohibts her from joining certain group activities.
Her social skills are also improving. They work on many things at school. She has learned most of all the survival signs. She is learning on how to clean, fold clothes, and prepare snacks. Still some trouble with dressing and tying shoes. I am very happy and comfortable with her teachers. Miss Barbara and Miss Mary have been with Sierra since 1st grade. They know her very well. This is one of the things I get nervous about when I think about moving to ATL. I mean, either way she will have to have new teachers when she enters middle school. Its just something I have to research REALLY well before I make a decision. I am quite sure it will either be Gwinnett or Cobb County. I really liked living in May-retta.
sheldawg at 10/31/2003 05:19:00 AM
Thursday, October 30, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Religion and spirituality are very much heightened today, SHELBY. If you do not belong to a formal or semi-formal religious organization, perhaps you should begin to do some research today to find a group that's right for you. It is not necessary to embrace a group's religious philosophy entirely in order to get a lot out of it. Think of it as an intellectual exercise as much as a spiritual one. One way or another, you are bound to grow. sheldawg at 10/30/2003 05:53:00 AM
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Today you might wake up feeling a little under the weather, SHELBY. Your first inclination might be to force yourself to get up and go through your daily routine anyway, but this might not be a good idea. You'll probably be operating on sheer nervous energy, exhausting your actual physical reserves. It's OK to take a day off now and then. Try to keep your activities low key, and rest when you can. Hang in there!
My reading for today isn't quite accurate. I am actually feeling very good! I could use some breakfast, but other than that..Im great!
This weekend is fall break here at the University of Georgia and of course that means its also the weekend of the big Georgia/Florida game. For those of you who haven't heard, its also known as the "Biggest Cocktail Party". Fans from both school meet in Jacksonville, fl (that is supposed to be fair ground) instead of meeting on the campus of either school. The crowd is REALLY outta control. Its like a mini spring break for all the GA/FL students. Georgia hasn't actually won of these games in many years (maybe 12) so its always bitter sweet. Mostly people just go to get drunk!
I have to take Sierra to go get her halloween costume today. I know I am waiting til the last minute, but thats what happens when you live check to check. Hopefully WalMart of someone will still have something suitable and cheap for Sierra to wear on friday. She is actually out of school that day and luckily Nicole has agreed to let her hang at the house so I dont have to bring her to work. She is also gonna get her hair braided for me!! YAY!
I feel like my life has definatley taking a turn for the slow lane. Which is fine with me. I need time to get my finances back in order before Spring.
Well I dont really have much to say today. Maybe something or someone will inspire me as the day prgresses....who knows!! stay tuned!! lol
sheldawg at 10/29/2003 05:09:00 AM
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Lets go back to the weekend. I took my first steps to being a grown up on friday! heheh. I actually drove to Atlanta by myself! not only did I drive there alone..but I even went to 2 places (and only getting lost momentarily on the wya to MsThing's house).
I know this may seem very lame to most of you. But the truth is...Atlanta roads scare the hell outta me. Maybe its the people..I dunno. Maybe its the fact that if you even attempt to do the speed limit you are moving WAY to damn slow for everyone else and could kill yourself. I'm not even sure why they post speed limits. It should just say..KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC OR DIE! Im not sure who sets the speed rule either. Is it the first car that hits the road thatmorning. Today we will start driving at 70 mph. And work our way up by noon.
I went to MsThings house and we headed to Buffaloes for some wings (oh and for MsThing they will be extra cripsy crackhead wings). After we ate we headed to Moreo's house *sigh*. The thing about the boy is..he isnt the perfect man by any means..but its just something about those damn dreads..anyway, we made it back to the crib and after chattin a few more minutes with MsThing and TheMan and I headed back to 285 to muffins house. I made it there in good time until I got off the exit and got greedy when I saw a McDonalds. I needed a chocolate shake!!!! The diner room was closed already so you had to go drive thru! *sigh* this process took about 20-25 mins!!
Once I got my turn at the window I was so happy to get my shake I forgot that I was mad. I made it safely to muffins house. She gave me the tour and then we chatted for a minute. Some crab salesman came to the door. And I went to bed (hahahhahah). The next day muffin and I were up early to go handle some business and then I hit 316 on the way back to Athens. The whole way back all cars were flying the flag of the mighty BULLDAWGS!! who bythe way had a not so impressive win over UAB on Saturday. And then the yankees!! UGHHHH!!!! thats all I have to say about that!!
Im back at work today. Its cold as hell!!! thank God for my lil heater under my desk!! hehe
sheldawg at 10/28/2003 06:05:00 AM
Dear SHELBY,
There's no polite way to say this, SHELBY, passion is very much on your mind today! This frame of mind will likely be quite frustrating for you if there is not a significant someone currently in your life. Why not set out to change that? Ask your friends to hook you up with their friends. Or, if you're willing to spend the money, join a matchmaking service. If you are fortunate enough to have someone special in your life, you'll want to spend some quality time together tonight. sheldawg at 10/28/2003 05:44:00 AM
Thursday, October 23, 2003
I haven't blogged much this week as I have had manythings running through my mind. One thing that sucks about being this far away from family and friends is that you dont have a large support system. Not saying I don't have the support of the people back home..but they arent physically here. I have a large family and we are very close. I am very lucky to have such a supportive family. Many people cant approach their family with issues that I can approach mine with and I am thankful for that.
Sierra will be spending this weekend at Hope Haven. For those of you that havne't kept up. Hope Haven is a respite care place for childen with disabilities. It is mainly for the use of the caregivers of these children to give us a break as it is typically very hard to find people that can properly care for our children. I know that it makes me feel good to know that Sierra is being taking care of the way she needs to by people that know and undrestand her disability.
This way I can rest and relax and not have to worry about her. I deserve time to enjoy myself just as any other person or parent does. SIngle mothers get the short end of the stick alot when it comes to being able to enjoy themselves. Especially mothers of children with disabilities. Its not even a matter of wanting to hit a club or bar. Just be able to do SOMETHING without having the extra load. Even if its just sitting in my room in silence!
I am counting down the days till I get to go home for christmas. I think its like 9 weeks now! I actually fly to Rochester, NY from Atlanta on Christmas eve. My hometown is about 2 hours from Rochester. Typically on the eve we spend an evening with my family at my mothers house. My mom always makes her famous lil snacks and my uncle always gets a sheet pizza from pudgies. We then open some gifts. See Christmas eve is also one of my lil cousins birthdays. We always let her open her birthday gifts on christmas eve...actually her and her sister open all their gifts as we dont usually see them on christmas day because they are with their mother. We also open whatever gifts my uncle brings since he also usually isnt with us on Christmas day.
This year they made a change. The Eve tradition will be moved to my uncles home so he can show off his new crib. Thats fine with me. Even though after my flight I was looking forward to bumming in my mother's living room and hitting the hay! instead I will have to fly in, drive the 2 hour trip to my uncles house, hang with the fam..and then go home!
The next day we will do our usual gathering at my Grandmothers home, which as us children have grown older has become a smaller group as everyone goes with their significant others to enjoy the holiday. After that...I will be off to Hellmira with the girls!! I will spend a few days there with my crew and then make a trip to see Steve with Sierra, Shelly and Kassandra.
Im not sure what to expect in the way of snow this year. It's always kinda tricky whether there will be a white christmas or not. As much as I love seeing snow on Christmas morning..I am not looking forward to trudging thru it. This will also be the first time I was home without my own transportation. Normally Quis is with me and we have the buick to do all the running we want. This time I will have to depend on the use of 1) my mothers car 2) my sisters car 3) kim, Danille, Bridget or Shelly 4) whatever form of transpo Kelly may be able to get from her fam.
I am excited to see the kids. Airik is very happy we will all be home. And I cant wait to see Jaden since he is crawling all over the place now. Also my girl Ellie had a baby.
Okay..im off to go get the Princess from school and then come back to work. I am hoping the next few days runs smoothly so I can move on from this....THING!
sheldawg at 10/23/2003 10:37:00 AM
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
My brother the stud sent me a new pictures from his picture phone. This is Joe and Emily. Yes siblings that is his girl..but I think we can take her..whatchu think??
sheldawg at 10/21/2003 05:39:00 AM
Thursday, October 16, 2003
Pictures
Here are some pictures my friend Julie recently sent me of her daughters Kiara and Mia. Mia is the baby. Kiara looks JUST like her dad. I almost fell out when I saw the picture. Just like looking at Jeff!
sheldawg at 10/16/2003 06:37:00 AM
Dear SHELBY,
Consider cutting back your spending at this time, SHELBY. Do some serious evaluation in terms of your budget and consider what is necessary versus superfluous spending. You may consider cutting down on certain luxuries that simply aren't important for your basic survival. The more evaluation you do, the more you may find that you are wasting valuable resources on things you don't really need. Remember that lots of a little equals a lot. Cutting small corners might only save you pennies now, but they will quickly add up to dollars later on.
This is SOOO on point for me right now.
The first thing I need to address today is the situation I mentioned yesterday about the death of that young girl. It appears her boyfriend turned himself in yesterday. I am happy to hear this. The girl deserves justice!! and they damn well better throw every charge possible on this kid!!! I am so tired of abusive men. Always wanting to control someone. This was a GROWN man. He had no business with this younggirl anyway. Unfortunatley she didn't come from a very stable home, but that is no excuse. He took adavantage of her need for feeling loved! Lets hope her children have a better fate laying ahead of them. Pray for her children!
Okay and now the sports news!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
First I will start with my beloved GEORGIA BULLDAWGS. We have a game against Vanderbilt this weekend and we are plagued with injuries!! DAMMIT! these boys are working themsleves too hard!! things are not looking good for us on Saturday! One of our quarterbacks in questionable. Along with Heisman candidate Defensive player David Pollack. Please pray for my DAWGS!
And Dammit....fyckin YANKEES!! What the HELL is going on!! If Boston goes to the World Series...maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..I don't really know what I'll do..but I wont be happy!! Please don't make me pack up all my yankee gear! Please don't make me turn into a damn braves fan!! UGHHH
sheldawg at 10/16/2003 05:54:00 AM
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Your brain is likely to be busy with activity today so be prepared for a great deal of mental action, SHELBY. You may find that your thinking is locked into a great dream that grows more and more confident by the minute. Feel free to expand your thinking into new realms. Concentrate on the generous and prosperous. Your sense of charity is quite heightened so do your part to help the less fortunate.
*SIGH* another senseless tragedy. That poor girl. She was already the mother of 3 at 17. Damn shame!! I promise you I hope they catch that mofo!!
Anyway, I didn't go to my training yesterday. Instead I went home and did nothing. LMAO! sometime I wonder why I do that. I would rather be at work...I get home then Im bored! HMPF! I have no money or I would be shopping.
Blo came over for a little while and so did Quis. Actually he was there for a long while.
It's hump day again! time to get your mid week hump on! right now I'm too concerned about this weeks bills! I'm waiting to see how much my roomie forks over today. This will pretty much decide her fate as my roomate. I will take into consideration that her daughters birthday was yesterday (cuz Iknow no one is stopping me from getting something for my child..at least a damn cake) but she does have a responsibility to help with the bills too. Let's pray she does the right thing.
Dear SHELBY,
You have the perfect combination of sensitivity, self-confidence, and discipline to make anything work, SHELBY. Most likely you will have a fantastic time with whatever you do, and it won't take much at all to amuse you. When talking with others, you know exactly what to say to reassure and inspire them. You know how to put your best foot forward, regardless of the circumstances and the other people involved. You are on top of the world, so let yourself shine.
SHINING
I may not be shining right now..but my day is coming!! I can't say that I feel totally confident about that, but I want to believe it. Things have settled down some since my break up with Quis. True enough him and I have spent some time together since. And honestly that's okay with me. I haven't cried recently. And I can actually go through days without feeling hurt or bitter. Time does heal. It is still gonna take more time. But at least now I know it will happen.
Today is sorta gloomy outside. And of course I don't feel like being at work! who does?? I mena whether it's sunny or gloomy I bet we all would rather be elsewhere. Friday is payday, but I have many bills so I'm not really gonna see the fruits of that shyt! but its all good..like I said earlier..my time is coming soon!!
Oh I am supposed to have IMS training today. IMS is a system we use to track Graduate Student files. I don't REALLY have to go because I am already pretty familiar with the prgram. So Im debating skipping out on that one!! SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! it all depends how I feel this afternoon.
sheldawg at 10/14/2003 05:15:00 AM
Monday, October 13, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Spiritual matters may seem rather vague and uncertain to you today, SHELBY. Concepts that you may have accepted for most of your life may suddenly seem petty and irrelevant. Don't sink into a dark night of the soul. Instead, find books on the subject and read how others see it. Talk to people who might shed light on these matters. Remember: spirituality is not set in stone, but a living, dynamic state of being. Changing your viewpoint is OK!
Okay first things first..I have yet to mention how the DAWGS beat the shit outta Tennessee the other day!! We are getting closer and closer to that SEC Championship again!! (lets try NOT to sell the rings on ebay this year..ok!!) This is the cartoon from the campus paper..Im dyin at how they even made the dog laff!! We clowned the hell outta Tenn. Do you know they are called the Tennessee VOLUNTEERS...PLease tell me what kind of name that is!! they call themselves the VOLS. I guess to make it sound cooler!! That damn sorry ass quarteback they have..CASY CLAUSEN!! what a joke!! he should have had a big Ole "G" on his jersey for all the help he gave us in winning!!
As MsThing mention in her blog this morning..today is Columbus Day. The ONLY thing this means to me is that SIerra is out of school today...and sitting here in my office (well at my desk). On friday I had Nicole pick her up from school for me and they got into one of those lil slam-on-your-breaks moments and now my child is sportin a nice black eye. So of course I havent ventured out of the house that much the past few days. And the places I did go (including work today) I get the "abusive" mom looks! dammit I dont beat my kid!! let some mofo call DFACS on me!! they gonna have to dial the ambulance for themselves the very next second! UGHH!
Okay..My supervisor told me I could leave after the morning mail. SO Im gonna run down and see if its here yet!! Then I will holla at ya from home!! ;)
sheldawg at 10/13/2003 05:09:00 AM
Friday, October 10, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Travel, perhaps with a love partner, is probably first and foremost in your mind right now, SHELBY. Perhaps you're planning a getaway to a place you both have long wanted to visit. You're both apt to be looking forward to not only the experience and the break from routine, but the romantic possibilities as well. Are you thinking of this trip as a test of the viability of your relationship? It might be just that. Think about it!
UGHH!! these horoscopes are pissing me off!! I have no love! and there is no chance of any damn vacation! stop teasing me!!
Last night was another lame evening. Pnut finally left (WHOO HOO). I chilled with Mark and Nicole for a little bit and then I was asleep around 10:30. Kim called collect at 1:30 and scared the crap out of me. We always do that thing where she calls and tells me to cal her right back thru the collect call. You know I am not paying for no damn collect calls. So she says "Guess who got shot?" *GASP* OMG!!! "WHO?" then she says "BIG WILL" (Sunshine I KNOW you remember Big Will). I was about to get REALLY upset. Then she was like "well he got shot in his hand" *sigh* Okay, first of all I'm glad he isn't dead. 2nd of all don't ever fyckin scare me like that again!! I used to date Big Will. He was younger than me but I didn't give a damn. He looked like a grown ass man standing at damn near 7'0. He played basketball (this is where the tragedy comes in) The one bad thing about it being his hand is that his hoop dreams may be over. Well actually they may have already been. See Will went to play for Alabama after high school, but wasn't happy there. He was then invited to play overseas (which I beleive he fycked up by returning home to the black hole of Elmira and gettin caught in the streets). I feel bad because he was one of the only guys in that group that had a chance to go anywhere and do anything!! its just so damn sad.
Even sadder is the fact that all these guys think they are so damn hard. Why do you have to proove that by grabbing a gun and shooting at random people. Mostly people you have known your whole life. It's not that damn serious. If you think you are so fyckin hard why don't you take that shit to South Central LA and try to pull that bullshit out there. They will show you.
This is why if I do move back home..never again will I live in Elmira. I wish Kim and them weren't there so I didn't even have to go visit. But they are as is most of Sierra's family (on her dad's side) So I still have too many connections there to never return. But you will NOT catch me going out to any bar there.
Oh and just in case Sunshine does read this. How bout Kim ran into Jamie and Lane a few weeks ago and they didn't even remember her. She said they look the same only BETTER> And she kept trying to remind them. They had NO clue. What the hell is that about?? didn't we spend significant amounts of time with them? for like 3 or 4 years??? its not like it happened when we were children or something. It was after high school!! UGHH!
Anyway, the good news is...IT'S FRIDAY!!! ALL DAY!!!! YAY!!!
The DAWGS go up against Tennessee tomorrow at 7:45. So believe I will be posted up in front of some TV trying to cheer my team on! GO DAWGS!!
Ok I finally got more pictures from Dom and Liz's wedding. I am kinda dissapointed my mom didn't take more pictures but I guess she was probably enjoying herself too much *wink*...so without further adew (I'm sure thats spelled wrong but oh well) I present The Amici's sheldawg at 10/09/2003 11:13:00 AM
Okay my brother thinks he is just about as cool as suedemuffins now with his SprintPCS picture phone. UGHH!! Im tellin ya it wouldn't pay for my ass to have one.
sheldawg at 10/09/2003 09:00:00 AM
Shout out to Dustin Brown
I have to take time to say CONGRATS to DUSTIN BROWN. Dustin is the brother of my friend Staci. I grew up with this family. Staci and I were the same age, her sister Seana and my sister were the same age, and her brother Brandon and my brother were the same age. Dustin was the youngest. I spent alot of time at the the brown home with Staci and Karen. My sister even went on several family vacations with them. Our brothers played sports together since t-ball!
We are all so proud of Dustin and how far he has come in his hockey career. Dustin was officially signed to the NHL this week with the L.A. Kings!! I look foward to watching Dustin play nationally and on TV!!
sheldawg at 10/09/2003 06:13:00 AM
Your Attraction Factor - Cancer Descendant
If Cancer lies on your Descendant, you're looking for a love mate who will free you from the emotional chains you lock yourself up in, someone whose warm, affectionate and protective nature will melt your chilly reserve. Since you have Capricorn Rising -- a Sign that signifies a need for control, caution and accountability -- you need a partner who gives freely of their love and their attention. You don't take much time for yourself because you're so worried about keeping up with your obligations, but you instinctually seek out lovers who pamper and spoil you, but who are also somewhat emotionally needy in their own right. When you fall in love, you tend to do so slowly and cautiously, fearful of losing control of your destiny; you'd be most content with someone with whom you can start a family and share a secure home. sheldawg at 10/09/2003 06:05:00 AM
Dear SHELBY,
A journey of some kind could prove to be so much fun for you and a romantic interest, SHELBY, that you find yourself feeling a rush of desire and passion, the like of which you've never felt before. This could turn a lovely break from routine into a sensual night in the bedroom. The only downside: very little sleep! If you and your friend aren't already committed, this could well lead to an understanding between you. Enjoy!
WHOA!! do you see this siblings?? okay...we are gonna pray that this horoscope leads to big things OK!
Last night I didn't do too much when I got home. Mark and Kelly came by. Kelly brought me some delicious soup her mother had made! thanx Miss Mary!! I love when I don't have to cook dinner (lol). Then Blo came over. I used to get very annoyed by him, but I haven't seen him in a few weeks and I was actually kinda of missing him. Himand I were VERY irritated by Pnut all night. He is so annoying! I don't know if he was happy just for another familiar male to be present in the house or what! Blo and I were just sittin in my room making CD's and this fool just keeps coming in bugging us about when we are gonna make HIS cd!! UGHHH!!! GO HOME HOMEBOY!
I had a chat with Donna and SUPPOSEDLY he is going back to Madison this evening since he is SUPPOSEDLY starting his job tomorrow. We will see!!
The weekend is almost here! YAY! I am looking forward to a date on Saturday. I'm not sure it's gonna go down, but I really hope it does. This guy is such a cutie and very nice. This dating thing is for the birds! UGHH!! I mean its fun in a way...but dammit it can be a pain in the ass too.
I'm sure it will get better when I leave Athens. I can't wait to meet some professional men *sigh*.
Shelby, the best Zodiac Match for your personality is Leo
Leo, the Lion (July 23 to August 22): This generous and faithful partner is just your type. Initially, a Leo may catch your eye with their outgoing ways and flamboyant personal presence. But as you get to know them, you're even more likely to be drawn to your Leo's strength and loyalty. Be aware, people born under this sign are known for seeking pleasure at every turn. Typically, they aren't afraid to take risks to get what they want. This can-do, forceful nature can make Leos seem a bit domineering at times. However, a Leo partner will also usually be very willing to work through any problems that arise between the two of you. In the bedroom, you'll likely find the Lion to be a romantic lover with an ample sex drive. This is just another aspect of their love for life, attention, and fun.
Your Juno is in Sagittarius (aka Soul Mate) No wthis is interesting...even sounds a little backwards!! I thought I was the dependant one!!
It is vital that your partner can keep up with you. Juno-Sagittarius is so dynamic, so filled with energy, enthusiasm and drive that she can intimidate those who can't match her strength and courage. You crave variety so you're likely to be slow to settle down but once you decide on a partner you are more than happy to be tied down as long as your bonds aren't too tight. You need independence and freedom, and a partner who is secure enough to allow you to spend time on your own and perhaps to have friends and experiences outside the relationship. Clingy or dependent partners will soon drive you to leave; instead you need a partner whose zeal for life matches your own. Your partner must be willing to join you in your ambitious schemes and to explore uncharted territories with you. However, any hint of fickleness, infidelity or unkindness will turn you right off. It's important that your partner have a life of their own but someone who uses their independence to hurt you is not for you.
okay..I'm not really sure what to say about this...so I will let you do it yourself!! hopefully MsThing will blog properly about it!! its called GHETTOPOLY!! *sigh*
sheldawg at 10/08/2003 09:21:00 AM
Karma Sign - Gemini
You have difficulty communicating what is on your mind -- usually because you fear being humiliated and doubt your own intelligence and mental capacities. You may try and compensate for this by working very hard at studies. You are deep and intellectual under the surface -- but often what you present is either intolerance and quiet or being over talkative. This usually is because of a fear of new ideas, even your own. If you examine your own motivation closely you might find that you use these things to avoid situations that might require a new outlook. In order to overcome your feelings of isolation you might try to connect more with your own motivation. You could find that your own ideas are completely acceptable, even valuable.
Love Sign - Gemini
Want to know how to spot someone with Venus in Gemini? It's that person who is happily chatting up everyone at a cocktail party, a succession of flirtations and entreaties at their disposal. Those with this placement are wise and witty and always the life of a party. They are also friendly and engaging and often seek out others with those same qualities, enjoying a mirror image of themselves. Flexibility and an expansive mind are also hallmarks of someone with their Venus in Gemini, and that razor's edge can lead to all sorts of delicious situations. Fancy staying up all night talking to your lover in a candlelit room with the essence of violet and juniper perfuming the air? Then the person with Gemini in their House of Love is the one for you! A note of caution, though: these talkers can also be tricksters, delighting in being a tantalizing tease. Potential mates who can take it as well as dish it back, however, should start lining up. Those with Venus in Gemini have the most restless of minds and inquiring natures, so their ideal partner is one who will always keep them guessing. How's that for a mating dance?
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while adults might just accept that, I know something's gotta change. And it's gonna change, just as soon as I become an adult and get some power of my own.
HAHHA that is SOO mE!!! being 16 again...*sigh* it would be cool in soo many ways!! but who wants to re-live all the shit after that!!
sheldawg at 10/08/2003 08:03:00 AM
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Dear SHELBY,
There may be some tension in the air today, SHELBY, especially where your family is concerned. It could be that you wake up in an irritable mood and find yourself taking out your anger on your loved ones. Nothing good will come of this. Instead, why not take a few minutes out of your hectic morning to sit quietly and meditate. You may not feel that you have the time for this, but ultimately you will be more productive (not to mention more pleasant to be around) once you've soothed your jagged nerves.
OKay...well so far today I am in a good mood. It's rainy and dreary as hell, but I feel good! I'm not really gonna question the reason since I have had so many bad days lately. I'm just gonna let this ride out and see what happens.
Maybe its because I got sooo much sleep last night. I went to bed at like 9:00!! LMAO. I woke up at about 11:00 and went back to bed at like 11:45.
I can't believe its already October!! where did the summer go?? I def don't remember September! It's almost Halloween so I gotta start looking at costumes for Sierra. They have some cute stuff at Party City...I'm sure she wants to be some sort of Princess so it shouldn't be too difficult. Kinda like how Airik is a damn vampire EVERY year.
Marquis' birthday is October 24. I had already pre-arranged for Sierra to be at Hope Haven that weekend so him and I could ball out for his birthday...Dammit now I have to make other plans!! hahah. Well it is also Homecoming weekend here at UGA> SO if I don't go to ATL to harrass my siblings I will be downtown athens bar hopping with the bulldawgs!
It's hump day and I'm glad the week is half way over! Actually I can't complain because I have had a pretty easy week. I didn't work on Monday and I left at 2:00 on Tuesday! YAY!
sheldawg at 10/08/2003 05:29:00 AM
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
All of your hard work is finally paying off, SHELBY. Your co-workers and superiors alike are enthusiastic about your achievements, and your reputation as someone who gets things done seems completely secure. You should be expecting a raise soon, or even a promotion. Congratulations. You really deserve it!
Yeah right!! whoever wrote my horoscope today isnt familiar at all with the University of Georgia and Sonny Perdue. We are NOT getting raises this year. No one on campus gets a raise. But yet...we can all afford to pay $200 more dollars this year for parking!! can you believe that. Last year it cost me $49 to aprk for the whole year. This year is $240!! how the hell! and no raises. So its just out our damn pocket. UGHHHH!!!
I am NOT in a working mood at all today. I wasn't here yesterday so I think that through my whole week off. I have stuff sitting here from yesterday. That hopefully can wait till tomorrow.
I screwed up my checking account so now I gotta beg my mom n them for some money. This roomate situation isnt workin out. And if I don't handle it soon Mom dukes and MsThing are gonna do it for me!
sheldawg at 10/07/2003 06:29:00 AM
Monday, October 06, 2003
Dear SHELBY,
Too many invitations to social events could come your way now, SHELBY - so many that you may be too overwhelmed to consider which ones to accept and which to decline. Consider them carefully. Which would you enjoy the most? Right now you might feel so flattered that you accept them all, or so inundated that you turn them all down. If there's no rush, you might give yourself a day or so before making a decision. sheldawg at 10/06/2003 07:21:00 AM
Saturday, October 04, 2003
okay...I am so mad that my mom isn't up to date on the gossip. Doesn't she udnerstand thatI depend on her to give me the scopp on the local haps back home! ugh! Anyway, this is good gossip so HMPH @ her for not sharing.
Some good friends of mine from high school Brendan and Jason, have opened a small cafe in our hometown called B&J's Underground Cafe. I have known both of them for MANY years. Our parents are friends as well. Why wasn't this new shared?? anyway, I wil be sure to support their new venture when I go home at christmas. My mom says their sandwhiches are really good.
Okay..time to get back to the Georgivs. Bama game!! GO DAWGS! its 27-22 right now...they came back on us in the 4th quarter last season...Im praying it doesnt happen again!
sheldawg at 10/04/2003 03:44:00 PM
Friday, October 03, 2003
I received some sad news today. My childhood friend Lea's father passed. He has been suffering from colon cancer for a while now. Al was very much like a second father to me while I was growing up. Please keep Lea and her family in your prayers. There is a link to her website under "friends" on the top of my blog. Her name is trinity.
ALLEN G. FUDGER, Jr.,
ITHACA - Allen G. Fudger Jr., age 51, passed away peacefully on Thursday, October 2, 2003, at his parents home, 509 Spencer Road, Ithaca, NY, following a long illness.
sheldawg at 10/03/2003 08:04:00 AM
Dear SHELBY,
A number of invitations to social occasions with people whose company you enjoy immensely could come in the mail today, or perhaps by phone. Lengthy conversations could result from your RSVPs. You might receive letters or emails from friends or relatives who live far away, SHELBY. At least one communication received today is going to turn your life in a different direction. New information could open up doors that you may not have considered before. sheldawg at 10/03/2003 05:28:00 AM
Thursday, October 02, 2003
Okay..I got a call from MsThing. She wanted me to vent something for her in my blog. her grip today is about the Sharon Osborne Show. She is very irritated by the fact that she was given a talk show. She wants to know WHO CARES??? They already have a show dedicated to their entire family on MTV. I think they can be hilarious myself. But I also agree withthe fact that a talk show is taking it WAY to far. We get enough of Sharon and her opinions on a regular basis thru the other show. Must we be on Osborne overload?? enough is enough people!! next you will be watching our talk show.."chatting with the UCB" only on our show you face a firing squad!!
sheldawg at 10/02/2003 08:35:00 AM
okay...I found these pictures last night and just wanted to show the world now much the girl looks like her dad..check the twins!
sheldawg at 10/02/2003 06:16:00 AM
*GASP* okay I just read an article from my local newspaper back home..and saw this..they may have to close cass park pool!! I don't think yall understand how much this pool has meant to me and many other ithacans over the years!! dammit!!! this is horrible!!
sheldawg at 10/02/2003 05:40:00 AM
Dear SHELBY,
A gift you weren't expecting could arrive, and you might not even be sure who sent it. Communications of all kinds are vague and somewhat unfinished, as though everyone's too preoccupied to express themselves very well. You might be wondering if you should go out and run some more errands, but unless they're vital, SHELBY, this isn't a good idea. You need to relax more this evening than you need to go out.
Okay enough said! I will be keeping my broke ass in the house tonight! not like I have much of a choice..since I am Broke! I got themoney from my roomate *sigh* IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ENOUGH!! its not even half the rent..let alone cable, phone!! WTF??? she has to get her breaks fixed...okay..I can understand that..I mean after all..if she doesn't I can't be driving her ass to work! however, you have a bitch ass man, that stays at our house all day..while you and I are at work...WHERE IS HIS JOB?? *sigh* YES! I know what your all thinking..I brought this on myself. Well..she was the only option I had as a roomate..I really would have been screwed without her piddly ass contribution..but, still....shit!!!
Now another 2 weeks of no groceries or gas...no going out...no life!!!
I am so bored! Thank God its 4:00!! not like I have any big plans of course. I just don't want to be sitting here. I have to go home and organize my bills. Try to figure out how much I need and how much Donna needs to give me. I mentioned to her boyfriend today about getting a job. I mean..why is this fool chillin at my house all day while we are at work?? does he think his name is Blo? hell nah! I said "all I know is there are 3 adults in this house and only 2 of them are working". I don't mean to get all in the boys business or step to the girls man. But he isnt even supposed to be staying there as it is! and then not work?? NOOOOOOOOOOO. So we will see what happens now. While he is sitting there all day eating and watching TV and using the phone!! ALL those bills are due mofo..where your half? or your 1/3?? something!
I think tonight I will head to the package store and get me a lil somethin somethin to drink. For those people up north who don't know what a package store is..aka the liquor store!! hahah. When I moved to GA I could never understand why the hell they call it a "package"! hell I still don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the southern hospitality thing and they think if they actually SAY the word liquor it will make them seem less crude. Either way..the store sells alcohol.
I need to try to get Sierra's hair braided tonight too *mental note to call Danielle*. Well I guess that's all I have to yap about for today!! Holla at yall tomorrow!! OH..before I go I did chat breifly on the phone with the new guy, CPMike, he just happened to be on his lunch break the same time I was on mine. We are making plans to possibly get together next week or the week after. We will see how the phone convo's go until then.....
sheldawg at 10/01/2003 12:57:00 PM
Okay..I don't know where my horoscope is so imma have to go look for it!! maybe the stars had something bad to tell me today *shrug*
Anyway, lets talk about the the punk that broke into my car. Actually he didn't break in since my doors were unlucked *ooops* but still no one told his lil ass to me all in my driveway checking to see!! UGHH!! I can't stand people that steal!! The car was only left unattended for like 20 mins. my roomate even stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and saw someone walking away. Of course, at the time we didn't know my shit was gone so she didn't reallythink too much of it (I of course would have questioned his presence but she is new to the hood so she didnt know). See the deal with this kid is he has already broken into several cars in the area and has already had people place reports on him. As a matter of fact on Labor Day weekend they surrounded my neighbors house looking for him. Sooooooo..why is his lil ass still running around. Still at the bus stop in the AM and still in school everyday (he is in 11th grade at Cedar Shoals High School).
Basically, Nicole confronted the boy at school and he admitted getting my shit. He even told her how he did it and that he sold it for $50. he didn't knw Nicole knew me at the time of his confession, but learned soon after when she got several boys to chase him around the school. To the point the child didn't take the bus home yesterday (me, mark, JJ, our neighbor and my pit bull were waiting for him) it was about to be a damn ambush.
I tried, unsuccessfully, to talk to the childs mother. She said she knows her son has a "problem" but basically isn't doing much to help him with it. She feels bad about my car and would like to TRY to help me pay for it. Whatever...make your damn son pay. I mean..if the boy lives with you..and he is under 18..YOU are responsible. BUT he knew exactly what he was doing and should be held accountable. Either through his momma or the law.
I don't have the money to get it fixed either. Why should I have to come out my pocket for some shit her lil punk ass son did!! UGHHH!! he is gonna pay me back someway somehow...I hope the poor child doesnt get hurt in the process!! but if he does OH FUCKIN WELL....maybe he will learn to keep his damn hands off shit that don't belong to him! this is definatley NOT over!!
Everytime I have to get in the car and see all my wires hanging out...and not be able to put some Lil jon, Youngbloodz or TI in the stereo...UGHHH>.yall just dont know how hot that shit gets me!! Imma catch a damn vehicular homocide case driving in damn silence!
In other news, I met someone while chatting on BP yesterday. He seems nice. He is VERY attractive and owns his own small business as well as a p/t job. He lives alone and has 1 child. That dum boy Marlon called me at 3:30 this morning!! is he crazy!! its one thing for Marquis to call..and even that is stretching it. But I don't know this fool like that for him to not call me in the daylight hours for over a week or so..but have the damn NERVE to call after 10:00pm!! oh HELL nah!!
Well we are gonna chat a lil more with the new guy..see what he is about. He lives in CP!! aww shit!! lol
sheldawg at 10/01/2003 07:09:00 AM